1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
I'm going to assume you literally mean sleeping. It depends on how I'm feeling. Normally, I don't like being touched very much or in certain ways. If it's a cold night or I'm feeling depressed though, it's nice to have someone to cuddle up to. It's comforting and reassuring. I'm under the impression that I move around a lot when I'm sleeping, so maybe the better question is "How much or how little contact do others like to have with me when I'm sleeping?"
2. What do you think is an appropriate amount of time for a divorced parent to date before introducing the kids to the new 'special' person in their life?
At first I interpreted this as "What do you think is an appropriate amount of time for a divorced parent to wait before introducing the kids to the new 'special' person in their life?"
For dating, I don't think it matters a whole lot. It's easier to avoid awkward questions with younger children and adult children would probably understand. It's the 8-18 crowd that might have some difficulty.
As for my interpretation, I would wait six months or so before introducing a steady S/O to younger children.
3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
[Scene: An oddly BDSM-themed prison courtyard with a prisoner, a warden, and two scantily clad guards. The prisoner is manacled to a wall.]
Warden: "Do you have any last words?"
Prisoner: "Yes. All three."
Guards: [They shoot the Prisoner.]
Prisoner: [Le petit mort]
If I had to pick ONE, I'd say experimentation because that covers all three.
4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
I haven't kissed a whole lot by anyone's standard, so I'll say passion. If I wanted passionless kisses, I'd go down to the fish market. (Har, har, cold fish!)
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
(Double interpretation FTW!)
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
Not applicable, so no.